Literature
Plague Doctor
"Hello Plague Doctor"
"Your beak is a bit dull today"
"What, you have no time to polish it"
"Another man die?"
"A hundred you say"
"Tsk, tsk, plague has been getting around I see"
"Do I have it?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact I do"
"No, no I'm not concerned"
"You're not sure how long I'll live"
"Think nothing of it"
"I plan to have a cup of tea before dusk, then slit my wrists as they light the street lamps"
"Oh, the man who lights the street lamps is dead"
"Well, I'll just skip the tea"